Ethos- Is insight into a character, or specific thing.

Pathos- Is related to feelings.

Logos- Is a way of thinking, logic.

***** VHS*****

This incredible, mysterious, all knowing machine is like no other ever to exist. Some speculate that it fell out of a big blue wooden box in the sky; others say it was god’s toy when he was a baby. Once powered on it transforms any house to replicate the White House. But this pure gold masterpiece can’t just plug into any wall or power source. To charge it, one must purchase a war tank in the future and bring it back to current time (whatever current time actually is! http://giphy.com/gifs/Es3FISPjOZzAA) and drag it across the surface of the moon 3 ¼ times. But any more or any less will cause all of the blue ray/ dvd players, iPods, and flat screen TVs to turn into teacup Chiwawas. But not with little yappy voices, instead big mean loud scary voices. The last person to own this machine never let go of it for the 89.75 years of his life. He even produced a family their kids are Home Alone, Lion King, The Goonies, The Never Ending Story, and little ole Ferngully. One cannot just decide to buy VHS, it picks you. If you’re married it will cause a divorce. You will not leave its side and it will not leave your side. It even acts like a wife. While you’re newly joined it is all perfect it cooks cleans and is nice. But after time it nags and don’t clean or cook. But by that time you will be too old to ditch it. So hold on tight if it chooses you read the handbook and always follow the direction. Be careful with the kids. It’s never fun having to untangle their long black hair once it gets everywhere. And every night rewind them before bedtime, or else the morning will be a slow and painful day.